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The Sarcasm Department
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Portland ME 04103
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Have you lost your looks:  what kind of person asks anybody that question??? Have you lost your Virginity yet??? This is the question I asked them and they had no answer for that question.

This = Dis

Prejudice, Hatred & Bigotry

Tough Love

The all seeing eye

Truth and light

Just Kidding

Dumpster Diving:  who doesn’t like going Dumpster Diving?  You never know what you are going to find that somebody threw out.

I don’t smoke but I like to start fires

I didn’t Know is a blessing

Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap = what the bird said when it didn’t want to pay its bill  

Mind = A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste.  It’s even more terrible to waste

WTF!

Big Brothers

Big Mothers 


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Medium:  Watercolor
Year Made:  early 90's
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